today, i kept saying "im so blogging this!" all day long. The first moment that i have to share is in math class 2nd to last period. My math teacher, Ms.Crabapple, was blabbing on and on and on about something-about-estimating-decimals with division?? I thought we already did that unit?!. Whatever. The sad part is, it took up most of our Fun Friday time. FF is like Big-kid "centers."
Another thing I have to share with you is Sally. She always has to do everything. PAss out the markers, give everyone her markers, read the math prblem, come up to the board to demonstrate. It's her way or the highway! As you can probably tell, this leads to some hilarious situations. Liek today, Sally and Crush both needed to go to the restroom, and Sally kept insisting she had to go first becuase she had to pee. Who cares? Crush probably had to pee too.
Also today, Macho Man told a really funny joke. It's in a bunch of different parts so try to keep up.
The first part is: You have 9 bricks on a plane. Throw one out the window. How many do you have? Answer: 8.
Next part: How many steps does it take to get an elephant into a refrigerator? Answer: 4. Open the refrigerator door, take everything out, put in the elephant, close the door.
Next part: How many steps does it take to get an antelope in the refrigerator? Answer: 4. Open the refrigerator door, take out the elephant, put the antelope in, and close the door.
Next part. An antelope is missing from the zoo. Why? Answer: It's in the refrigerator.
Final part: On the beach a lady suddenly dies. Why?
Answer: The brick hit her.
oh, and the perler bead gang says hi.
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