I made this up tonight, after DB said he thought his ear gurgled.
Once I heard my ear,
I thought I heard it gurgle.
I guess I was mistaken --
it was my nose that snergled.
And then there are my toes,
they like to gerbalot.
When my elbows see them do it,
they dance a mergalot.
I'm adding this stanza now because it needs something to finish it:
I don't know why they do it,
and I can't make them stop.
All I know is when they're through it
they need to wikkezot.
Illustrations TBD (to be drawn) -- or, maybe not.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Monday, October 13, 2008
Tibet's Problem, As Seen by DB
OK, so not to make light of a serious situation. Let me make this clear, I feel for the people of Tibet.
But today we went to the Met museum and DuckyBoy wanted to return the Arms & Armament section, and when we navigated there he wanted specifically, and exclusively to see the Tibetan armor.
Once in the room, he commented: "They must not have been very good soldiers, because these are, like, fabric."
I said, "You know, DB, that's probably why China rules Tibet today." And we had a whole discussion about that, about which he was v. thoughtful.
So now he knows one more thing he did not know before. Well worth the $1 donation I gave to get in. (I pay my NYC taxes, and I bought a $2.50 bag of potato chips at the rooftop garden. So don't worry, I paid.)
But today we went to the Met museum and DuckyBoy wanted to return the Arms & Armament section, and when we navigated there he wanted specifically, and exclusively to see the Tibetan armor.
Once in the room, he commented: "They must not have been very good soldiers, because these are, like, fabric."
I said, "You know, DB, that's probably why China rules Tibet today." And we had a whole discussion about that, about which he was v. thoughtful.
So now he knows one more thing he did not know before. Well worth the $1 donation I gave to get in. (I pay my NYC taxes, and I bought a $2.50 bag of potato chips at the rooftop garden. So don't worry, I paid.)
Saturday, October 11, 2008
The Lorax
We read Dr. Seuss's The Lorax today. It made quite an impression on me when I was young -- I especially remember the cartoon version -- and was interested to see how DB would react.
As the trees get chopped down, on a page that's before the crisis gets totally out of control, he commented, quite matter-of-factly I might add, "I would plant new trees to replace the ones getting cut down."
I love him so much!
As the trees get chopped down, on a page that's before the crisis gets totally out of control, he commented, quite matter-of-factly I might add, "I would plant new trees to replace the ones getting cut down."
I love him so much!
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